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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents
-fuckmylollipop:

omg cole’s house has that stairwell o:
marciafuckingjones:

Yes. 100%.
Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts. Edgar Allan Poe (via -fuckmylollipop)

(Source: misswallflower, via -fuckmylollipop)

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